I Have the Swine Flu

Probably not but I feel like horseshit. We decided to go on a little weekend trip to see the family and it beat me to a pulp. Add in walking in the wrong pants, trekking in the wrong shoes, and allergies times one million and you get a cocktail for JUST KILL ME NOW PLZ.

I have blisters and bruises all over my feet, rug burn from where the hot, sweaty pants rubbed together for two whole days, an inability to smell since Saturday, itchy, swollen eyes, itchy throat, clogged head, and no cure for any of it. Miserable!

However, I had a great time! hah

And I leave you with this awesome gif.